Seems word is getting out that we’re accepting tracings in lieu of rent checks. Howard Belcher sent us a letter that started with, “This your big dick nigga” and went on to explain there was no reason to accept dick tracings from Curtis and Jeremy when he is the one with a 12 inch penis. He went on to mention his 12 inch penis at least a dozen more times and then stated that his 12 inch penis was in fact too large to fit on the paper, so all we got was the head. We informed him he’d still have to pay half his rent and then he proceeded to tell us we are racist and white devils.


Oh fuck!  Jeremy Bryan Jones dropped his Drivers License outside of his trailer.  Better return it to him before that kid Jared Cano gets his hands on it, we all know he has sticky little fingers….

We all know how much that little shit likes to go joyriding after sipping on his Olde E that the Gardener, Bobby Ray Gilbert, always buys for him.

Curtis Allgier knows the first of the month is coming up, so he’s started preparing his rent check to Glen Rogers a little early.  Hey, if Jeremy Jones can get away with paying like this…so can Curtis.

"Hey man, if Jones can pay with his dick tracing, why can’t I?  Cut me some slack, Glen, it’s been a hard month.  Too many fat white women professing their love for me…bleeding me dry.”


Little does Curtis know, Glen Rogers will kindly accept a seat in the pussy chair.

While the two men don’t actually have trailers (they are homeless), Dennis and Gary are prevalent in the Trailer Park community.  Both sleep by the trash can they light a fire in every night (to keep warm) and the residents of the trailer park all throw their trash into the burning can while the two sleep peacefully. 
On the weekends, Dennis is allowed to work at the local Subway as a Sandwich Artist.  Gary volunteers by cleaning up trash on the side of the highway, but isn’t paid for this job.

Howard Belcher was seen getting down with a bag of doritos and some white women in the trailer park.  He hate the fat white women though, so him and Curtis Allgier aren’t fighting.  Last time Howie touched one of Curtis Allgier’s white women, Curtis was escorted out of the Trailer Park covered in Howie’s blood.  But today, everything is calm.

*Edit: thanks to a source at the Trailer Park we learned the Doritos are Cool Ranch.  Belcher only eats the Cool Ranch kind.

The gardener Bobby was breaking into his neighbors house while she was sleeping and happened to see this guy peeping in the windows at her. He started crying saying he was really stressed out and that he keeps failing the police exam and really wants to be a cop. We decided to hire him on as security. No pay, but he gets to stay here for free. Seems like he’ll fit in here well. His name is Ken Bianchi.

The gardener Bobby was breaking into his neighbors house while she was sleeping and happened to see this guy peeping in the windows at her. He started crying saying he was really stressed out and that he keeps failing the police exam and really wants to be a cop. We decided to hire him on as security. No pay, but he gets to stay here for free. Seems like he’ll fit in here well. His name is Ken Bianchi.